Remember when I should you guys a sick tour of my job back in the summer? Well with me being in a hot new spot I decided to give you another kick ass ride around the offices! You’ve all seen it on your TV, computers, laptops, phones, and what have yous. Here’s a look at what makes TMZ run like clockwork
Look at that kitchen!
MORE SNACKS!? FRUIT!?….Eh that’s okay…
But look at that variety of snacks and drinks! I could have all the soda and Coolhaus sandwiches I want! All with the handy tool of this sexy… SCANNING SYSTEM YO!
Not only that but these guys love their…JOLLY RANCHERS!!!!!!!!111!!! Plus more candy! The ratio to non-diabetic workers to diabetic must be staggering….
That’s it! Hope you had fun seeing what fuels these guys to deliver you 24/7 content to your favorite celebrities and public figures. If you excuse me I have a bowl of Jolly Ranchers to swim around ala Scrooge McDuck.